Table of Contents

Table of Contents

 (I keep changing and improving the book--this is the latest edition, uploaded on June 21 2011.)

Preface: The Joy of Pure Laughter

I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep

How to Make Five Billion and Change

What You Don’t Know About Bangaloring Could Hurt You

Bye Bye, American Kitty

A Tale of Two Weddings

Nuclear Weapons Fire Sale

On the Trail of Sex in Kamaland

Death of a Minister

Veni, Vidi, Vicious: Conquest for Fun and Profit

Of Inhuman Bondage

The Original Sin of the Species

Do Indians F**k?

Prometheus Unzipped: From The Revised Kama Sutra

Dissertation on an A&P Ex-Chicken

Reagan Bushonomists at The Last Judgment

About the Author

Acknowledgments

A Personal Message from the Author & Links to Other Books

Praise for The Author’s Other Books

Excerpt from Massage No Boom Boom

Excerpt from Impressing the Whites

"I Will Not Go to Sleep", the new book of humor by Richard Crasta, is available at Amazon Kindle http://amzn.to/iQtcqe, on the Nook http://bit.ly/jazP3W and at Smashwords and at the Ibookstore.